This morning, I was teaching a kindergarten reading group of four adorable students. We all sat on the rug in the corner of the classroom. As we previewed the book we were about to read, one of the students commented on the pictures.
“Mrs. McGowan, this lady looks like you when you were a young lady.”
In fact, the drawing bore some resemblance. She had brown hair and brown eyes, just like me.
The other students all shook their heads in agreement, indicating that I did in fact look like the lady in the book.
Playfully, I replied, “Are you saying that I am not a young lady?”
“No. You are now an old woman.”
This student’s honesty had me chuckling inside, but I couldn’t help but be slightly offended. I am old enough to be his grandmother, but the amount of money that I spend on hair color should take away the appearance of a few years. Right?
Determined to change his mind, I tried to persuade him that I was not an old woman. Thinking quickly, I said,
“Do you really think I am an old woman? How many old women do you know that can sit like this on a rug with you?
The moral of the story is…
Always be careful of loaded questions!